Dear Alice,
Gosh, this sounds pretty bad Alice, but I am need of help. My boyfriend is um, good with his hands, and I want to reciprocate, I really do, but I've never really given a hand job before and although the mechanics seem pretty easy in theory, whenever I try, I KNOW I'm not doing anything for him. I've only tried once or twice but he always says "you don't have to do that" which is his polite way of getting me to stop. I can't give a hand job. Am I a complete idiot? Please tell me what to do!